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三字经 in English  发贴心情 Post By:2/8/2008 10:38:43 PM

[搞怪]三字经 in English

人之初:At the beginning of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don t study hard,

斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 :All his five son took it
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,
父之過 :It is all your fault.
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學 :You may refuse to study this

非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood,
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,
不成器 :It won t become hard and strong.
人不學 :If you don t learn sex,
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness


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  发贴心情 Post By:2/10/2008 12:32:06 AM

快职业病了。


我感到很傻也很能煽,我发现那很难,很难去发现。
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